An open letter to Ben Quayle, candidate for Arizona's 3rd district.

So...

Ben Quayle, son of former nitwit Vice President Dan Quayle, today you put out an ad saying that you were "raised right" and that Barack Obama is the "worst President in US History." Really? Obama has only been in office 18 months and already you feel justified in making that claim. Let's see, James Buchanan laid the framework for the Civil War, Herbert Hoover brought the country the great depression and let's not forget George W. Bush, who I don't even need to list the devastation he brought about. Ben, this is desperate. And I know there are 9 other candidates running against you in a very crowded Arizona Congressional race, and I understand you need to stand out, but that claim is just sad.

Let's also not ignore the obvious attempt to distract from the swirling storm surrounding the accusations that you wrote for the dirtyscottsdale.com website as a regular contributor named Brock Landers (the porn moniker from "Boogie Nights") who sought to find the hottest chick in Scottsdale, drank whiskey alone to avoid "emotional setbacks" and banged strangers at other people's houses. First you denied any association with the site. Now, you say you did post, but only to "drive traffic to the site." Ummm... okay, sure. Keep in mind you didn't post under your real name, so how exactly were you trying to drive traffic to the website? By putting up pictures of skanky women and pointing out their flaws?

Furthermore, do you expect anyone to believe that you did not post as Brock Landers when at first you denied that you even posted on dirtyscottsdale.com, but now admit that you actually did, only not as the person the site's founder claims you did? Come on, you expect us to believe that? You're credibility is clearly shot. And how is this having been "raised right"? How is this not dirty politics reminiscent of Bill Clinton's "I did not have sexual relations with that women" fib. We don't need another sketchy politician in Washington, we've got them in spades.

If you win you will have set the tone for your term as one based on lies. But hey it worked for George W. Bush and you don't seem to think that was so bad.