Rachel Uchitel.

So...

Rachel Uchitel. Yay! This skank is back in the news again. Surprise surprise, she was caught cheating with another married celebrity.

I think at this point it's pretty obvious she is preying on these guys, as much as they are trying to live out some pervy sexual release with her that they can't get or possibly feel comfortable exploring with their wife/mother of their children. Don't worry, Rachel Skankandtell is there for you!

Her celebrity stalker status should really come as no shock to anyone, given she has the online chat name of "cougar"... I mean "puma." And how do I know about her screenname being "Puma"? Well, she recently was kind enough to release to the media some of the text messages she exchanged with current prey David Boreanaz (of TV's Bones). How kind! This was no doubt done in an attempt to somehow show how David is really in love with her and not just using her for a good time, as seems to be the case. The problem is, these text messages just show her as the crazy, needy homewrecker she is. Case in point:

Puma (Rachel Uchitel): "I need you here so we can be together."

David Boreanaz: "This is not a good time."

Puma: “I can’t do this anymore…Just go... Just (bleeping) go and be with her.”

Boreanaz: “Why do u act like such a (bleeping) child!!!”

Okay, David is a HUGE a-hole considering his wife was pregnant with his second child at the time of their affair, but I almost have to LOL for him finally calling her out. She strikes me as someone with low self-confidence who needs to steal some other woman's man in a desperate bid for approval. And what's wrong with Tiger, David and who knows how many others. I mean, have you actually seen this trainwreck? All that's missing is a big black hat and a cauldron.



I'm still not convinced she isn't a tranny. Or possibly Dolph Lungren in a wig.

Additionally, check out the following texts in case you happen to think she is just a victim in all this cheating:

Boreanaz: "She is my wife."

Puma: “Oh, please!! You’re such a liar. ... You’ve wasted my time and I’m once again alone. I can’t (bleeping) be alone anymore. I’ve been alone my entire life.”

Boreanaz: “What the HELL are you talking about. We spend more than enough time together.”

And now we have the inveitable hiring of Gloria Allred to defend poor Rachel to the press. First Tiger, now David. Won't anyone leave their wife for this Puma?